Funny Quotes about Life Insurance

Funny Quotes about Life Insurance

It is a good plan to have a life insurance, to know that your efforts to keep your family protected are not in vain, and that they will be covered, no matter what happens to you. It is a great choice both for you and your family.

Many people find it funny that How some people make fun of Life Insurance companies and telling you – they’ve got some real life savage answers/ quotes to this. I’ve compiled over 20+ funny quotes about Life Insurance companies.

20 Funny Quotes about Life Insurance

1) Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

2) I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall someday die, which is not so.

3) Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago
to give up his life insurance. Will Rogers

4) You don’t need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the sky, but you do have to be insured. – Bertolt Brecht

5) It’s very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. -Daniel Kahneman

6) Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. -Kin Hubbard

7) Remember kids, I have life insurance.

8) I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. – Derek Kilmer 😂

9) A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created  -Life Insurance Quotes

10) Don’t sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do -Life Insurance

11) I can handle being married for my money; it’s being married for my life insurance that gives me pause….  – on Life Insurance Quotes

12) Once your kids are grown and you know that you’re completely healthy, consider canceling your life insurance policy.

13) Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can’t win. If you like, you can’t get the money, if you die, you don’t get to enjoy the money – Funny Quotes about Life Insurance

14) There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

15) The basic purpose of life insurance is to create cash, nothing more or nothing less. Everything else confuses and complicates. – Ben Feldman

16) I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year. – Ben Feldman

17) Every man has problems that only life insurance can solve. In the young man’s case, the problem is to create cash; for the older man, to conserve it. – Ben Feldman

18) You can’t put a value on a human life, but my wife’s insurance company made a pretty fair offer – Funny Quotes about Life Insurance

19) Life insurance offers a man the only way where he can make his will before he makes his money – on Life Insurance

20) I’m not perfect, just Insured & my wife loves me too 😂

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